EXAMS! Oh dear God! Emergency Blog Shutdown!

So a new terror is set to unleash itself upon me and my fellow schoolmates in the coming month. A nameless horror which has been slowly awakening, slowly stretching out its long, dark, shadowy arms, ready to rise and ensnare the minds of young innocents again. A evil beast which we must stand together and face! Friends, gather your pencils! Pens at the ready! Textbooks in hand! The Exams are here!

Well I don't know about you but for me, yes, they are indeed here. Barely ten days away and I ain't done a smidgen of studying. So I regret to say that next month there will be no post as I will be busy fighting for my sanity. Once the exams have been defeated once more, I will gather all my thoughts together and get back into the old routine. For believe me, it's not only this blog which has been lagging behind, it's my novel too. I am deeply ashamed to say I've been getting lazy.

But not to worry, the rigors of exams shall steel my mind once again, squeezing any procrastination out of there. I will be rolling again.

So farewell, I must lay out the battle plans and think for which battle to prepare for first (the first one is Maths unfortunately so yeah)...

This Blog Is Only Monthly

Sorry. Guess I set the bar a bit too high. I promise to post twice a month and two months slip by with only one post. Time just slipped. Or maybe I'm just a procrastinating idiot. Whichever it is (definitely the latter) I'm changing this to a monthly blog. Minimum one post a month. Please take notice of the minimum. I might pop up the random extra post or two. Might.

So watch out for this month's post. I'm being fair with myself and not counting this one as a proper post.

 (Or should I?)

 No,no I won't.

 (But maybe..)

No, I'm not counting this post as a proper one.

(But if I just-)

I said I'm not!

Please excuse me while I go beat up the voice in my head.